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I've decided I'm not pursuing an acting career. 

Alone Time

I love being alone.

Oh yeah. I'm starting a new blog. 

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETNESS!

Sometimes you just gotta say fuck.

It's 1:45 am. I'm listening to Ice Cube, eating a pickle, and researching animal testing.

I am so fucking sick of feeling stuck. I always feel stuck. Tonight I'm busting out. I don't know what that means really, but I gotta step forward because sitting back and letting animals suffer, letting children grow up in the hood without education, letting TV, magazines, billboards, fashion, grades, and other meaningless bullshit distract me from what really matters is really starting to make me hate myself, which is the opposite of what really matters!

WHAT REALLY MATTERS?

Love and happiness for all. Not happiness as in "pleasure." Life isn't your fucking orgasm. Life is about peaceful existence. Not money. Are you still happy from that expensive iPod you got 2 years ago for Christmas? NO. You have a new one that pisses you off because it freezes sometimes. Material is fleeting. Ignorance is persistent. Combine the two and you have the makings of a typical western human existence- heck the typical human existence.

The first step is admitting you have problem.

Can you possibly see your own ignorance? It's not easy. It's not fun.

It'll drive you crazy... It'll make you blog. But in the end it will make you whole.

Today, drop the ego for a bit. If you can't do that, then just blame the world's problems on Muslims, gangsta rap, fuckin liberals, women who can't drive, or weed. They are all great scapegoats.

Leggo my eggo.

LOVE,

kw

P.S. I'm not angry at you. I'm angry at me. Anger makes me get stuff done, though, so I'm ok with it for now. It also makes me crave sodium.

I have a giant bruise on my knee but it doesn't even compare to this.

I cannot seem to figure out how to post this video on my blog (even though I have done such a thing before) so I just put the address down yonder.

Watching this video re-ignited the crazy animal-loving fire that is within me. Like I have said many many many many many times and choose to repeat again now, I think that the realization of animal rights will instigate positive change in all aspects of society. It is hard for me to believe that someone could watch this video and not feel some compassion for these animals. Once I was introduced to animal rights issues and their prevalence in this world, my compassion and desire to learn more about how to improve this earth for all beings only grew. Maybe, just maybe, it will do the same for you and your family, friends, and pilates instructors (your obliques look great, by the way).

Katlyn just had a mini-rant.


Anyways, I am loving blogging right now but I feel like I'm bluffin with my muffin. I gotta go learn my lines right now. RIGHT NOW.


https://secure.peta.org/site/Advocacy?cmd=display&page=UserAction&id=2359




BYE!

You hang up first.

No you.

You are so cute.

Ok. Bye for real.

Before I get drunk for my 21st, I want to make sure people have something to take away from my years of life.

Coldplay in puppet form

I CANT BLOG!

I want to!

I REALLY WANT TO!

It's some kind of mental blockage. Blockages are never fun. I can honestly say I have never had fun when any kind of blockage was involved. Especially blog blockage. Blogage (I like the way that sounds with a long O sound; sample that..have a samps).

Today I considered applying for the position of sandwich artist. Obviously I have the experience and talent, but do I have the drive? I have a sandwich art blockage.

I just want to pass this wisdom I have earned from my almost 21 years of life. At this milestone, I have realized that friendship and love is the absolute most important thing. I have known for a while that money is not the key to happiness, and I have known that sandwich art isn't the key to happiness, and that not recycling isn't the key to happiness, but I haven't always known about the friendship thing. I thought maybe my art- theatre, painting, writing, self-awareness- was the key, but all of these things mean nothing when you have no one to complain to when these things disappoint you or to celebrate with when they open mouth kiss you (i love when theatre open mouth kisses.. its a little pretentious and gay but tastes good). I was so concerned with my acting and my grades and with being an IMPORTANT member of society, but then I looked at the mirror of "suck it" and I saw myself. I am probably the only person who understands what that means.

One day I will find someone else who has a mirror of suck it that only reflects them when they are bullshitting themselves, and on that day I will open mouth kiss them.

Today, on this day, this specific segment of 24 hours, this point on life's timeline, I would like you and all of your kind to recycle, omit from buying from pet shops, and then tell your friends and family that you are sorry for getting drunk whenever you have to see them just to make the time pass more easily. Try and realize how much you need certain people in your life and maybe let them know.

So, thank you Mark for taking me to Sonic yesterday and for letting me whine about life to you. You are an excellent friend with great abs (ad paid for by Mark Jennings) Thank you Jessica for being sassy and listening to my ridiculousness. You are also an excellent friend. Thank you A for still showing you care.Thank you all for reading this blog.

Now it's your turn.

Blog.

Try it.

BLOGAGE CURED!

(Insert radio jargon here for Mark "Mark in the Morning" Jennings)

Stay sexy. You don't need a boob job.

Kdubs

Una perspectiva nueva.

I think I'm ready to blog again, but it's going to be different.

Life right now is changing. I'm changing everyday. I feel it and I can't keep track of it. I think more people need to keep track of themselves because we get caught in these patterns of living and suppress so much of our real desires. I want freedom, and I am beginning to learn what that means.

Right now, I want to sleep.

So I'm going to give into that desire, and when I wake up everything will be different.

Don't be afraid of anything.

A Day in the Life

Hey world, 

I am constantly redefining myself. But just because I'm loosing, doesn't mean I'm lost.

Isn't it weird how men, specifically Republicans love me, it's like.... whoa I'm a gun and Republicans love guns.

Things I love:  men that love to sit on my couch, old movies, and my mac when it is sitting upon a table top in Panera.

More importantly, I worry about a lot. Animals. Frick. Daily vitamin intake. frick. cooties. FRICK!

I hope social security doesn't run out, we owe it to society to fund the alcoholics.  

I love to be bookmarked, it's like speed dial but often time boobs are involved. 

Bow ties!!!!!! Grand ole party. Goodnight.