Tuesday, March 3, 2009

A Day in the Life

Hey world, 

I am constantly redefining myself. But just because I'm loosing, doesn't mean I'm lost.

Isn't it weird how men, specifically Republicans love me, it's like.... whoa I'm a gun and Republicans love guns.




Things I love:  men that love to sit on my couch, old movies, and my mac when it is sitting upon a table top in Panera.


More importantly, I worry about a lot. Animals. Frick. Daily vitamin intake. frick. cooties. FRICK!




I hope social security doesn't run out, we owe it to society to fund the alcoholics.  


I love to be bookmarked, it's like speed dial but often time boobs are involved. 





Bow ties!!!!!! Grand ole party. Goodnight.